Originally Posted by foxnationwoman

A Navajo guy named Bahe Buckinghorse finds himself in
a bind. His frybread business has gone bust and
he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate
that he decides to ask God for help.

He goes into the revival tent and begins to pray
"Gott, please help me, I lossed mah Frah-bret business and if
I don't got some money, I gon lose my hawse too,
Please lemme win da lotto loddary thing".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bahe goes
back to the revival tent.

"Gott, please lemme win da lotto loddary thing, I
lossed mah frah-bret business, mah hawse and I gone
lose mah hot rod too". Lotto night comes and
Bahe still has no luck!! Back to the revival tent.

"My Gott, why you have done gone forsaken me?? I
lossed mah business, mah hawse, mah hot rod and mah
giirl and chill-ren are storving. I don't usually
often *** you for da help and I always been a good one
kind of servant to you. Why won't you just lemme win
da lotto loddary dis one time so I can get mah life
batt in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and Bahe is confronted by the voice of
GOD himself:
"BAHE, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN
TICKET!"