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Americans are prude about sex and their bodies only because of the Puritans. As if killing us and taking our land weren't enough, they had to ruin sex. Damned, dirty Puritans. Now we're stuck with grown men and women acting like kindergarteners when it comes to sex. Sex has been proven to be as physically and psychologically neccessary as food and sleep. I kid you not. Have you ever seen how angry a 30 year old virgin is? There are hundreds of them working here at MIT designing missiles. If they weren't virgins, they'd be at home having sex instead of making missiles. If there were no missiles, there'd be no war. The bottom line - VIRGINS CAUSE WARS.
Considering that marriage isn't even that sacred to most people anymore (think J-Lo) I don't know what people are waiting for. People marry for sport nowadays, and bail out of marriage at even the slightest sign of trouble. As a result, people that wait until they get married wind up banging as many people as those who don't in a lot of cases.
Sex is fun, so mate like bunnies.
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